Have you ever been in a shipwreck?

Yes. I survived.

What has been your favorite country to work in?

Japan. One morning while walking through Tokyo to stave off jetlag, I had a moment of inspiration that led quickly to me declaring myself retired and ceasing to work for a period of two years. I quickly became financially destitute and had to claw my way back into my former line of work, but I still look back at Tokyo fondly.

Can you tell me more about your cats?

Margot and Rupert von Batt (FKA Lydia Deetz and Beetlejuice) were adopted from the good people at LA Kitten Rescue, and more specifically from the owners of Monster-a-Go-Go in East LA. They are brother and sister, and were found together in a parking lot at only a few weeks old as the only surviving members of their former family. Before me, they were raised by a team of goth girls that worked in the Monster-a-Go-Go warehouse, which I now will swear is perhaps the best environment for a kitten to come of age in. Since joining my household, they have come to enjoy snuggles, flops, and naps alongside me and my girlfriend, Jordan. They simply are the best. I have since donated to the LA Kitten Rescue and raised money as part of their LA Marathon 5K Team, and I encourage everyone to do the same.

Do you DJ?

Sometimes.